The Cynic remains anonymous in order to protect his agenda of world
domination.
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Hey
Kids, Your Lives Stink
3/30/2021
The
Bush Budget Speech; Ka-ching!
2/27/2021
In
Defense of "Survivor"
2/23/2021
We
Need New Gun Laws 2/19/2021
Smoking
may be good for children 2/14/2021
Cynic
has a fix for the $40 billion mistake
The Cynic just can't
win
The
Cynic writes his first column on President Clinton
No
excuses for some pardons
The Cynic reminds us that with the
Feds, the buck stops nowhere
The
Cynic on the reparations movement
Hollywood
needs our help!
A
Christmas Present for Jesse Jackson
It's
morning
in America
for the Cynic
The
Cynic relies on the Supreme Court to Stop the Madness
The Cynic knows who
runs this country. It's the stupid, stupid
Who
Runs this Country?
It's the stupid, Stupid! 12/7/2021
Still Counting...
11/28/2021
Perpetual
Elections, chads and random complaints 11/24/2021
The Great Divide 11/21/2021
Florida; Best Case Scenario? 11/17/2021
Al
Gore; Commander in Thief 11/13/2021
The Mickey Mouse
state decides a Mickey Mouse election 11/8/2021
The Cynic thinks
Bill Kristol drinks bong water (that doesn't have anything to do with
the column, but he still thinks it) 11/7/2021
The Cynic supposes
Gore is writing that concession speech 11/6/2021
The Cynic cuts through the electoral
college BS 11/3/2021
Giving Back the Surplus 10/31/2021
The Cynic endorses 10/27/2021
Confessions of a political junkie 10/24/2021
The Real Prescription Drug Problem
10/21/2021
Welcome to
Loserville, Mr. Gore 10/17/2021
Weekend with Bernie 10/16/2021
The Tax Bandits 10/14/2021
California Dreaming & the Electoral College;
Why Bush May End Up Winning California 10/12/2021
The
Cynic explains Lies, Damn Lies and Al Gores Lies 10/10/2021
Memo to the Libertarian Party: Maybe it is time to "Just Say No"
10/4/2021
Deconstructs the
debate. Guess who came off as a jerk. 10/3/2021
8 Reasons Why Republicans are Idiots
9/29/2021
To Be PC, Or not PC
9/21/2021
Why I am a Libertarian
9/14/2021