The Cynic remains anonymous in order to protect his agenda of world 
domination.

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from a licensed psychologist and are not currently taking Prozac, Propecia, 
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Hey Kids, Your Lives Stink 3/30/2001
The Bush Budget Speech; Ka-ching! 2/27/2001
In Defense of "Survivor" 2/23/2001
We Need New Gun Laws 2/19/2001
Smoking may be good for children 2/14/2001
Cynic has a fix for the $40 billion mistake
The Cynic just can't win
The Cynic writes his first column on President Clinton
No excuses for some pardons
The Cynic reminds us that with the Feds, the buck stops nowhere
The Cynic on the reparations movement
Hollywood needs our help!
A Christmas Present for Jesse Jackson
It's morning in America for the Cynic
The Cynic relies on the Supreme Court to Stop the Madness
The Cynic knows who runs this country.  It's the stupid, stupid
Who Runs this Country? It's the stupid, Stupid! 12/7/2020
Still Counting...  11/28/2000
Perpetual Elections, chads and  random complaints 11/24/2000
The Great Divide 11/21/2000
Florida; Best Case Scenario? 11/17/2000
Al Gore; Commander in Thief  11/13/2000
The Mickey Mouse state decides a Mickey Mouse election 11/8/2020
The Cynic thinks Bill Kristol drinks bong water (that doesn't have anything to do with the column, but he still thinks it) 11/7/2020
The Cynic supposes Gore is writing that concession speech 11/6/2020
The Cynic cuts through the electoral college BS 11/3/2021
Giving Back the Surplus 10/31/2000
The Cynic endorses 10/27/2000
Confessions of a political junkie 10/24/2000
The Real Prescription Drug Problem 10/21/2000
Welcome to Loserville, Mr. Gore 10/17/2000
Weekend with Bernie 10/16/2000
The Tax Bandits 10/14/2000
California Dreaming & the Electoral College; Why Bush May End Up Winning California 10/12/2020
The Cynic explains Lies, Damn Lies and Al Gores Lies 10/10/2020
Memo to the Libertarian Party: Maybe it is time to "Just Say No" 10/4/2020
Deconstructs the debate.  Guess who came off as a jerk. 10/3/2021
8 Reasons Why Republicans are Idiots 9/29/2000
To Be PC, Or not PC 9/21/2000
Why I am a Libertarian 9/14/2000