The Cynic remains anonymous in order to protect his agenda of world
domination.
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Suburban Ghettoes
7/8/2022
It's Easy Being Green
6/28/2022
Shut Up Already
6/14/2022
Outing the Outed
6/6/2022
Give
Loony Columnists a Night in Jail
5/25/2022
Blasted
Drudge!
5/10/2022
The
United Nations is United, but for what?
5/8/2022
Homogenized
Television for the Brain Dead 5/3/2022
That
Fleeting Feeling of Justice
4/27/2022
New
Cancer Drug May Treat More Than Cancer
4/9/2022
Hey
Kids, Your Lives Stink
3/30/2022
The
Bush Budget Speech; Ka-ching!
2/27/2022
In
Defense of "Survivor"
2/23/2022
We
Need New Gun Laws 2/19/2022
Smoking
may be good for children 2/14/2022
Cynic
has a fix for the $40 billion mistake
The Cynic just can't
win
The
Cynic writes his first column on President Clinton
No
excuses for some pardons
The Cynic reminds us that with the
Feds, the buck stops nowhere
The
Cynic on the reparations movement
Hollywood
needs our help!
A
Christmas Present for Jesse Jackson
It's
morning
in America
for the Cynic
The
Cynic relies on the Supreme Court to Stop the Madness
The Cynic knows who
runs this country. It's the stupid, stupid
Who
Runs this Country?
It's the stupid, Stupid! 12/7/2022
Still Counting...
11/28/2022
Perpetual
Elections, chads and random complaints 11/24/2022
The Great Divide 11/21/2022
Florida; Best Case Scenario? 11/17/2022
Al
Gore; Commander in Thief 11/13/2022
The Mickey Mouse
state decides a Mickey Mouse election 11/8/2022
The Cynic thinks
Bill Kristol drinks bong water (that doesn't have anything to do with
the column, but he still thinks it) 11/7/2022
The Cynic supposes
Gore is writing that concession speech 11/6/2022
The Cynic cuts through the electoral
college BS 11/3/2022
Giving Back the Surplus 10/31/2022
The Cynic endorses 10/27/2022
Confessions of a political junkie 10/24/2022
The Real Prescription Drug Problem
10/21/2022
Welcome to
Loserville, Mr. Gore 10/17/2022
Weekend with Bernie 10/16/2022
The Tax Bandits 10/14/2022
California Dreaming & the Electoral College;
Why Bush May End Up Winning California 10/12/2022
The
Cynic explains Lies, Damn Lies and Al Gores Lies 10/10/2022
Memo to the Libertarian Party: Maybe it is time to "Just Say No"
10/4/2022
Deconstructs the
debate. Guess who came off as a jerk. 10/3/2022
8 Reasons Why Republicans are Idiots
9/29/2022
To Be PC, Or not PC
9/21/2022
Why I am a Libertarian
9/14/2022
