The Cynic remains anonymous in order to protect his agenda of world
domination.
The Cynic's views should only be considered once you have received clearance
from a licensed psychologist and are not currently taking Prozac, Propecia,
or Mother Francis' Wheat Grass Substitute.
Any correspondence sent to The Cynic leaves you open to ridicule,
embarrassment and humiliation at The Cynic's expense.
Suburban Ghettoes
7/8/2020
It's Easy Being Green
6/28/2001
Shut Up Already
6/14/2001
Outing the Outed
6/6/2020
Give
Loony Columnists a Night in Jail
5/25/2001
Blasted
Drudge!
5/10/2020
The
United Nations is United, but for what?
5/8/2020
Homogenized
Television for the Brain Dead 5/3/2021
That
Fleeting Feeling of Justice
4/27/2001
New
Cancer Drug May Treat More Than Cancer
4/9/2020
Hey
Kids, Your Lives Stink
3/30/2001
The
Bush Budget Speech; Ka-ching!
2/27/2001
In
Defense of "Survivor"
2/23/2001
We
Need New Gun Laws 2/19/2001
Smoking
may be good for children 2/14/2001
Cynic
has a fix for the $40 billion mistake
The Cynic just can't
win
The
Cynic writes his first column on President Clinton
No
excuses for some pardons
The Cynic reminds us that with the
Feds, the buck stops nowhere
The
Cynic on the reparations movement
Hollywood
needs our help!
A
Christmas Present for Jesse Jackson
It's
morning
in America
for the Cynic
The
Cynic relies on the Supreme Court to Stop the Madness
The Cynic knows who
runs this country. It's the stupid, stupid
Who
Runs this Country?
It's the stupid, Stupid! 12/7/2020
Still Counting...
11/28/2000
Perpetual
Elections, chads and random complaints 11/24/2000
The Great Divide 11/21/2000
Florida; Best Case Scenario? 11/17/2000
Al
Gore; Commander in Thief 11/13/2000
The Mickey Mouse
state decides a Mickey Mouse election 11/8/2020
The Cynic thinks
Bill Kristol drinks bong water (that doesn't have anything to do with
the column, but he still thinks it) 11/7/2020
The Cynic supposes
Gore is writing that concession speech 11/6/2020
The Cynic cuts through the electoral
college BS 11/3/2021
Giving Back the Surplus 10/31/2000
The Cynic endorses 10/27/2000
Confessions of a political junkie 10/24/2000
The Real Prescription Drug Problem
10/21/2000
Welcome to
Loserville, Mr. Gore 10/17/2000
Weekend with Bernie 10/16/2000
The Tax Bandits 10/14/2000
California Dreaming & the Electoral College;
Why Bush May End Up Winning California 10/12/2020
The
Cynic explains Lies, Damn Lies and Al Gores Lies 10/10/2020
Memo to the Libertarian Party: Maybe it is time to "Just Say No"
10/4/2020
Deconstructs the
debate. Guess who came off as a jerk. 10/3/2021
8 Reasons Why Republicans are Idiots
9/29/2000
To Be PC, Or not PC
9/21/2000
Why I am a Libertarian
9/14/2000
