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Part of the reason is
that there was just a plethora of writers who could capably tear him a
new one every time he mis-spoke, mis-stepped or flat out lied, and I
did not think I could add much too the heap.
I've heard many comedians and writers declare Clinton as a
'gift from God' for material purposes. The
other part of the equation is that I entered into the arena a bit late
to comment on the really juicy stuff and I had an election to cover.
(Which by the way, I'm really missing the easy column material that Al
Gore provided me with) Well, my conscience is not allowing me to
let the opportunity pass. I have to take a shot at him. I cannot in
good faith continue commenting on our national state without
addressing the effect Bill and his overly opportunistic wife,
Hillary(!), have had on us. Clintonism;
What is it and how do we get rid of it? Most Presidents leave some kind of short catch phrase that sums up their Presidency. Roosevelt left us with the New Deal (ugh!). Johnson, the Great Society (ugh!). George H.W. Bush left us with "Read my Lips" (sometimes ugh! just isn't enough). The truth is, if one
term could sum up his Presidency it would be Clintonism, the act of
using your executive power to cover your own actions and doing it so
blatantly that no one believes that you are actually trying to cover
something up. When "that
woman", Ms. Lewinsky, was due to testify before a grand jury, our
President decided he knew where to find the notorious terrorist, Osama
Bin Laden. He was operating out of an aspirin factory in Sudan, of
course. This particular news cycle…err, I mean day, was the only time
we could be able to bomb it. How could he help it that it just
happened to coincide with Monica's testimony. Purely coincidental, I
am sure. When Bill and Hillary needed campaign money they turned to good friend Denise Rich. Her husband has a little problem with the law, but who's gonna turn down a load of cash? So, on his way out he decided to help her husband. Full pardon. Oh, it may look like Clinton was just helping out a friend's husband who has been a fugitive in Switzerland and has a $750,000 bounty on his head but he did not sell a pardon. How stupid would he have to be? This is obviously just coincidental. No President could do anything so obviously illegal.
How about the fact that
the rent the Clinton's charge for a piece of their New York property
for Secret Service detail happens to be exactly the same amount that
their mortgage is. I know it seems odd, but no former President would
be so blatant as to make taxpayers pay for an expensive house that
they won't spend much time in. I'm sure that once again, it is purely
coincidental. No one could be that obvious. The
fact is, Bill Clinton mastered deception like no one else. He had the
capacity to lie to his supporters, lie about lying to them, and then
cover up that lie with some other action and just bite his lip and
somehow make it all better once he got caught. This reminds me of that
scene from the Blues Brothers, when Joliet Jake was able to stop
Carrie Fisher from shooting him in the sewer just by giving her
"the look". She was butter after "the look". Bill
Clinton has brought "the look" to an art form. It drove his
opponents crazy, and brought his supporters even closer to him.
As many have stated before me, Bill Clinton made his supporters
comfortable with their own flaws, and may I add, even more comfortable
with his. Where
does he go from here? Bill
Clinton will never leave the spotlight. Unlike most former Presidents,
he will not give the new administration the ability to run things as
they see fit without him commenting on it in some way or another.
He'll be on Larry King saying things like," You know, Larry, I
don't understand why George Bush can't just leave my policies in
place. I worked harder on that particular piece of legislation than
any other." He's
young, popular and has an affinity for Hollywood types. He will be
handing out Golden Globes and holding press conferences when the
spirit moves him. He has Hillary to provide him with a political
stage, and 2024 may be just the year to set the stage for him to
attempt to become our nation's first 'First Gentleman' (once again
irony finds a way to give this man a poetic balance). For all those writers who have sent off "Why I will miss Bill Clinton" columns, you are premature. He's going nowhere. Your 'gift from God' will remain front and center and will provide you with as many columns and Saturday Night Live sketches as you will need. Good thing, because dusting off Dan Quayle material and passing it off as George Bush material was just a bit too obvious. It just goes to show you that for Clintonism to be effective, you have to be a Clinton. © The Cynic, 2024 See our new weekly Political USA feature: Who's In, Who's Out Today's featured
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