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Bombs Away There is no denying the fact that Gore is now in big trouble. Even the partisan, liberal pundits had to give the second debate to Bush. Gore now has no choice but to go nuclear. This
is a huge problem for Gore, however.
Although he’s good at it, people don’t like that side of Al
Gore. Attacks by Gore
will only backfire. In a
perfect world, Gore would be done, as Dick Cheney says “ big
time.” But this world is far from perfect--my prediction of an Al Gore victory in November still stands. I
can hardly wait to see what the next few weeks hold for us.
It is time for Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and Janet Reno to do
what’s right for our children and do whatever
it takes to win the Presidency for Al Gore.
I can only guess
the mayhem these three are sure to create.
Here are some possible scenarios: -Bill Clinton will
see to it that the remaining budget battle will be bloody and the
Government will be shut down. (This is the easy one.
Everybody knows this one is a sure thing.) -Sadaam Hussein
must be bombed. We have to stop him now!
Sure it may look like an election year stunt, but this is
serious. -Israel is under
attack. We must lend our
help. We must help Israel
with bombing missions and if that doesn’t work, we can send troops
because we are committed to Israel. -A wealthy
businessman will be indicted in Texas.
Questionable dealings with the Texas government must be
investigated. It
wouldn’t hurt if that businessman happened to be associated with
“Big Oil.” -Remember that
little mole problem? Well,
it aint little anymore. Some
high level Bush official must be indicted. I really don’t
want to get in to listing all of the indictments and investigations.
There are so many areas for them to choose.
Let’s just say, if it moves, it will be investigated and if
it wears a cowboy hat, it will be indicted. And if all else
fails, I have one word for you: “Cocaine” Yes, the cocaine charge will come up. It has too, if Gore wants to win. And boy does Gore want to win. Same goes for Bill “I need some sort of legacy besides Monica” Clinton. They want to win so bad that they will bomb, investigate, indict, and, yes ,even “exaggerate” to win. Whatever it takes. Comment on the latest column by Brent Barksdale
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